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He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.
Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.
We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."
Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.
"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."
Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.
Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."
Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."
"I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."
In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls." The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.
 

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Tesco Vee said:
We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

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<!-- start content --><DL><DD>For other uses, see Dirty Sanchez (disambiguation).
</DD></DL>Dirty Sanchez is a noun phrase describing the result of one partner having a "moustache" made primarily of fecal matter, applied by the finger or penis of the other sexual partner.
It is performed by sticking one's finger (or other object) in one partner's rectum and then swiping a line of feces under the nose, making a "moustache."

SWEET!
:pucking:
 

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHH

I cant wait for this shit to come out

I will show this video to every girl i know if i can get my hands on it
 

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if women will take a dirty sanchez for screech, i'm fairly confident i will be able to live out my dream of painting the last supper with my fecal matter on a woman's forehead
 

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he was on Howard Stern a few months back and says he is hung like Uncle Milt



Dustin mentioned he has a problem using the bathroom because his penis hangs into the toilet water and added he can’t stand at a urinal because of his size
 

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No one has ever convinced me about the age old question if Zack Morris did in fact seal the deal with kelly kapowski. I dont think he scored, second base tops. I think she gave it up the first time to that older dude at the max she cheated with behind Zack's back.
 

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No one has ever convinced me about the age old question if Zack Morris did in fact seal the deal with kelly kapowski. I dont think he scored, second base tops. I think she gave it up the first time to that older dude at the max she cheated with behind Zack's back.

:lolBIG:

That raises another question. Did Jesse and Slater hook up? And think about Elizabeth Berkeley before Showgirls, think about how she was portrayed in the show....stuck up, dresses like a prude, only cares about her grades, has kinda a thing for Zach......hmmmmm

Also did Max from The Max ever get laid?????
 

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No Max never got laid he was too busy performing magic tricks to figure out he sercetly loves the cock.

As for Jesse and Slater, oh yeah A.C hit that. Girls are fucked up, id lay even money that Jessie figured that but tossing A.C's Salad she'd make Zack jealous and he'd want a piece of that Spano cream pie.
 

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what you all didn't know was that Zack had sex with Lisa AND Jessie.

Remember that episode where Kelly fell for Screech? Uhh yeah thats cause it was based on reality. Screech teabagged the shit out of her and Kelly fell in love...crazy
 

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I'm sure all these hollywood kids fucked eachother. I even heard Belding gave it to Miss Bliss big dick style:spanker:
 

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hines jesse and slater were so gay i think there might even be an old show where they hooked up
 

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I'm sure all these hollywood kids fucked eachother. I even heard Belding gave it to Miss Bliss big dick style:spanker:

No way, Milo was slinging his black cock all over the place on that set. Belding can't compete with that. I also like it that the only black male on the show was the janitor.
 

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If Screech has a bigger cock than me, I am going to have self esteem issues.
 

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No way, Milo was slinging his black cock all over the place on that set. Belding can't compete with that. I also like it that the only black male on the show was the janitor.

hahahahahahahahahaahaha

Fuckin Milo...he was the man.

B-B-B, B, B-B-B, B-B-B, B-B-B GO BAYSIDE
 

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"Kelly's" pants

This photo was clearly before the 'low cut' era

Made famous by 'old navy' hoochies
 

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